Years ago, hanging out in front of Camden Yards as a kid, Rickey came walking up the street. Knowing he didn't ever sign, the group I was with just said hello, but another group of people asked him to sign.
"Rickey don't sign no autographs."
They asked if they could take a picture with him instead.
"Rickey don't take no photos."
One of them, frustrated, then said "Can you at least smile?"
As he was opening the door, he turned around, smiling as wide as possible, and said "Rickey don't smile."