Stupid College Mascots

**wolverine** · 02-10-2009 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by ringer

I once read where some guy described the Buckeye as a terd with a nut in it. Both disgusted and humored!

That is pretty accurate.

**JNP624** · 02-10-2009 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by CatoctinVista

My school is McDaniel College (Westminster, MD) and we're the Green Terror. No one on campus has a clue as to what exactly this is since we don't have a mascot. The science people like to say it's the Green Terror fish:

The rest of us usually go with the school's ROTC mascot, which looks like this:

I don't know who decided to give us a nickname without anything to go with it but it wasn't the greatest idea.

My mom went there, and they are called the green terror because their football team was like a green terror running at the other team, so a more accurate mascot would be:

**CatoctinVista** · 02-10-2009 05:50 PM

That makes sense but most people there (including me) had no clue that's why we are what we are. It doesn't really matter anyways since the football team is a joke. At least we're good at basketball..

**TriplePlayAutos** · 02-10-2009 05:53 PM

Here are two intimidating ones:

UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
Columbia College Fighting Koalas

**19Braves77** · 02-10-2009 09:14 PM

Here are some:

Webster University Gorloks
Presbyterian College Blue Hose

**AutographMaster** · 02-11-2009 02:09 AM

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**slate187** · 02-11-2009 06:38 AM

I think I have the winner

Scotsdale C.C.

The Fighting Artichokes

**TriplePlayAutos** · 02-11-2009 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by slate187

I think I have the winner

Scotsdale C.C.

The Fighting Artichokes

You don't find an artichoke, a fighting ones nonetheless, intimidating at all? Sounds pretty fierce to me. I wouldn't want to face that thing on the field/court.

**ncautos34** · 02-11-2009 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by ringer

Tar Heels, not Tarheels, is clever mascot name. I'd always heard the legend about the Civil War troops "sticking" in battle as if they had tar on their heels. Since NC was a tar, turpentine, and pitch producing state it was a clever statement made by General Lee. But according to wikipaedia there are lots of other legends, many I hadn't even heard of before.

Tar Heel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I am a state fan, BUT the tar (space) heels have the best NC oriented name. Their name actually has a meaning!

ncautos34

**stardomboundprospect** · 02-11-2009 05:36 PM

No love for Scrotie, the official mascot of RISD?

RISD Mascot: Meet Scrotie Witchybitch

**the99rock** · 02-11-2009 06:02 PM

Wow. That is the best one ever haha. Go Nads!

**seattlehound** · 02-15-2009 11:29 PM

Evergreen State College - the Geoducks (Olympia, WA)... most disturbing fight song ever.
The Geoduck at Evergreen

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